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unalive_them) wrote2015-08-31 11:22 am
unalive_them) wrote2015-08-31 11:22 am
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App for "Melodies of Life"
Player
Name: Knux
Age: 32
Personal Journal: [Bad username or unknown identity: ”fighty_time”]
Contact: HyprKnux1 (AIM), [Bad username or site: ”AshBlaze” @ ”plurk.com”]
Other In-Game Characters: Tsubomi Hanasaki, Sonic the Hedgehog
Character (Original Universe)
Name: Wade Wilson/Deadpool
Age: Unknown (possibly mid-to-late 20s-early 30s)
Gender: Male
Canon: Marvel Comics
Canon Point: Post-Secret Wars
History: http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Deadpool_(Wade_Wilson)
Personality: Deadpool is a strange man. The man is deadly and efficient. He can do just about any job thrown at him and take out just about any opponent he wants to. But, he’s not right in the head. At all. As stated by many people, up to and including the original Nick Fury, Deadpool would be the deadliest man alive if he could think coherently for more than five seconds. But, even with that insanity, he’s quite deadly. He’s just not efficient.
Deadpool’s unpredictability is his greatest weapon. His mind goes off into such strange and weird tangents that it throws his opponents for a loop. Taskmaster, a mercenary-for-hire with photographic reflexes, can’t read his moves at all because it’s so unpredictable. He talks so much he makes Spider-Man, also a talker, want him to shut up. But, at the same time, it helps him out. He concocted a plan to help out the X-Men against Norman Osborn’s Avengers involving a newscast, a poor schmoe he targeted for assassination and the mutant Domino’s fear of chickens in such a way that it made the X-Men look good and damage Osborn’s credibility. He defeated the assassin Bullseye by donning an “armored” suit of meat and proclaiming that he was “one with the meat”
His greatest, and oddest, weapon is his ability to break the fourth wall. This isn’t just normal looking at the “camera” and saying something witty to the audience; he will go so far as to mention issues of his own comic, storylines he was never tangibly connected to and actors who portrayed characters in the comics - he’s referred to himself as “Ryan Reynolds crossed with a Sharpei” and, when he first met Spider-Man, constantly called him “Tobey Maguire”, in reference to the first live-action actor who portrayed him. He also seems to converse with his narration boxes and, at one point, had two sets of them. People who witness this, though, seem to brush it off part of his insanity, but he’s weaponized this before - he drove Carnage, who was already utterly insane, into temporary catatonia when he convinced him that his life was nothing but a comic book and that he had no control over it.
His attitude towards life is a strange one. At one point, Deadpool’s reasoning for why he’s so friggin’ annoying was because he was hoping someone would put him out of his misery one day. This was because he’s head over heels in love with Death - not the idea of dying, but the Marvel Comics personification of Death. And she loves him, which pisses off her other suitor, the Mad Titan, Thanos. While at one point he’s shown to be over his Death Seeker tendencies, he does put up a “sad clown” persona of sorts, feeling as he’s missing things in life. This isn’t helped much by his scarred body, especially his face as it changes due to his cancer-mutated healing factor; very few women who even have a remote interest in the guy have been repulsed and sickened by the looks, to the point where it was revealed that Deadpool was part of the original Secret Wars but was forgotten because the Wasp, who had fallen for his more handsomer looks, wished too hard to forget him that everyone did.
Interestingly, despite an amoral nutjob who kills people for money, he does have his soft spots. His biggest one is children. Do not, under any circumstances, harm a child while he’s around. Or even tell him about it. He once killed a psychiatrist pro bono after the man told him how he used the kid and convinced her to kill herself; he was so furious, he didn’t crack any sort of joke or even bring up his narration boxes until he was dead. He called out Wolverine’s black-ops X-Force team when they killed the reincarnation of the mutant Darwinist Apocalypse for going this far and he’s gone so far as to wipe out an entire terrorist network because they went after his kid (yes, Deadpool has a kid). He’s gone so far as to befriend another Apocalypse incarnation, Evan Sabanur, in the process.
Third-Person Sample: http://melodiesofcrack.dreamwidth.org/8934.html?thread=1906150#cmt1906150
Mognet Sample: Dear chumps
First of all - writing letters? It’s the 21st Century! Where’s the iPhones, and the IMs and the Tumblr fights? Writing letters. Please. We probably don’t have this because some people don’t want us to suddenly blast Green Day or Linkin Park on our precious comms like some airheaded emo teen!
Note to self: invent comms to do just that.
Second of all: I’m available! For hire, that is! I’m also single, ladies! Call me! If you need someone wacked, I’m your man! For this adventure only, I’m reinstating my phone number! Remember, it’s 1-800-DEADPOO!
...wait, what? There’s no phones either?!
Okay, WRITE 1-800-DEADPOO and I’ll get back to you once Alexander Graham Bell makes the telephone again!
This place sucks…!
Deadpool
Crystallis
Moogle Name: Deadmoog (he has a real name, but Deadpool will not let him change it)
Moogle Gender: Male
First Job: Ninja
Second Job: Pirate
Limit Break: Fourth Wall smashing - Deadpool brings up a FF-style combat menu and beat you with it a la his Level 3 Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Super Move.
Name: Knux
Age: 32
Personal Journal: [Bad username or unknown identity: ”fighty_time”]
Contact: HyprKnux1 (AIM), [Bad username or site: ”AshBlaze” @ ”plurk.com”]
Other In-Game Characters: Tsubomi Hanasaki, Sonic the Hedgehog
Character (Original Universe)
Name: Wade Wilson/Deadpool
Age: Unknown (possibly mid-to-late 20s-early 30s)
Gender: Male
Canon: Marvel Comics
Canon Point: Post-Secret Wars
History: http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Deadpool_(Wade_Wilson)
Personality: Deadpool is a strange man. The man is deadly and efficient. He can do just about any job thrown at him and take out just about any opponent he wants to. But, he’s not right in the head. At all. As stated by many people, up to and including the original Nick Fury, Deadpool would be the deadliest man alive if he could think coherently for more than five seconds. But, even with that insanity, he’s quite deadly. He’s just not efficient.
Deadpool’s unpredictability is his greatest weapon. His mind goes off into such strange and weird tangents that it throws his opponents for a loop. Taskmaster, a mercenary-for-hire with photographic reflexes, can’t read his moves at all because it’s so unpredictable. He talks so much he makes Spider-Man, also a talker, want him to shut up. But, at the same time, it helps him out. He concocted a plan to help out the X-Men against Norman Osborn’s Avengers involving a newscast, a poor schmoe he targeted for assassination and the mutant Domino’s fear of chickens in such a way that it made the X-Men look good and damage Osborn’s credibility. He defeated the assassin Bullseye by donning an “armored” suit of meat and proclaiming that he was “one with the meat”
His greatest, and oddest, weapon is his ability to break the fourth wall. This isn’t just normal looking at the “camera” and saying something witty to the audience; he will go so far as to mention issues of his own comic, storylines he was never tangibly connected to and actors who portrayed characters in the comics - he’s referred to himself as “Ryan Reynolds crossed with a Sharpei” and, when he first met Spider-Man, constantly called him “Tobey Maguire”, in reference to the first live-action actor who portrayed him. He also seems to converse with his narration boxes and, at one point, had two sets of them. People who witness this, though, seem to brush it off part of his insanity, but he’s weaponized this before - he drove Carnage, who was already utterly insane, into temporary catatonia when he convinced him that his life was nothing but a comic book and that he had no control over it.
His attitude towards life is a strange one. At one point, Deadpool’s reasoning for why he’s so friggin’ annoying was because he was hoping someone would put him out of his misery one day. This was because he’s head over heels in love with Death - not the idea of dying, but the Marvel Comics personification of Death. And she loves him, which pisses off her other suitor, the Mad Titan, Thanos. While at one point he’s shown to be over his Death Seeker tendencies, he does put up a “sad clown” persona of sorts, feeling as he’s missing things in life. This isn’t helped much by his scarred body, especially his face as it changes due to his cancer-mutated healing factor; very few women who even have a remote interest in the guy have been repulsed and sickened by the looks, to the point where it was revealed that Deadpool was part of the original Secret Wars but was forgotten because the Wasp, who had fallen for his more handsomer looks, wished too hard to forget him that everyone did.
Interestingly, despite an amoral nutjob who kills people for money, he does have his soft spots. His biggest one is children. Do not, under any circumstances, harm a child while he’s around. Or even tell him about it. He once killed a psychiatrist pro bono after the man told him how he used the kid and convinced her to kill herself; he was so furious, he didn’t crack any sort of joke or even bring up his narration boxes until he was dead. He called out Wolverine’s black-ops X-Force team when they killed the reincarnation of the mutant Darwinist Apocalypse for going this far and he’s gone so far as to wipe out an entire terrorist network because they went after his kid (yes, Deadpool has a kid). He’s gone so far as to befriend another Apocalypse incarnation, Evan Sabanur, in the process.
Third-Person Sample: http://melodiesofcrack.dreamwidth.org/8934.html?thread=1906150#cmt1906150
Mognet Sample: Dear chumps
First of all - writing letters? It’s the 21st Century! Where’s the iPhones, and the IMs and the Tumblr fights? Writing letters. Please. We probably don’t have this because some people don’t want us to suddenly blast Green Day or Linkin Park on our precious comms like some airheaded emo teen!
Note to self: invent comms to do just that.
Second of all: I’m available! For hire, that is! I’m also single, ladies! Call me! If you need someone wacked, I’m your man! For this adventure only, I’m reinstating my phone number! Remember, it’s 1-800-DEADPOO!
...wait, what? There’s no phones either?!
Okay, WRITE 1-800-DEADPOO and I’ll get back to you once Alexander Graham Bell makes the telephone again!
This place sucks…!
Deadpool
Crystallis
Moogle Name: Deadmoog (he has a real name, but Deadpool will not let him change it)
Moogle Gender: Male
First Job: Ninja
Second Job: Pirate
Limit Break: Fourth Wall smashing - Deadpool brings up a FF-style combat menu and beat you with it a la his Level 3 Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Super Move.