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unalive_them) wrote2018-04-01 12:11 pm
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Player
Name: Knux
Age: 34 going on 35
Personal Journal: [Bad username or unknown identity: ”fighty_time”]
Contact: [Bad username or site: ”AshBlaze” @ ”plurk.com”]
Other In-Game Characters: N/A
Character
Name: Deadpool/Wade Wilson
Age: Somewhere in his early to mid-30s
Gender: Male
Canon: Marvel Comics
Canon Point: Marvel Legacy-era, where everyone hates him for being part of HYDRA
Former Game: Melodies of Life
Canon History: here
Game History: Deadpool came into the world of Crystallis during the second year and… pretty much hung around doing stupid stuff. Like the time he tried to form his own Ghostbusters team while playing the theme song on a kazoo. Oh, he tried his best to do good, but it was so frustrating, what with all the NPCs being super-ultra secretive and the other Warriors of Light not being able to stand him, but ultimately, things reached a boiling point. Just a little frustrated with everything, when Kalki began her transformation into the Goddess of Death and transformed the planet, Deadpool opted to stay by her side as her Demifiend of Earth.
Of course, that was a boring five-year wait for the other heroes to finally wake up, which he spent terrorizing everyone else until they came back. Despite this, the heroes didn’t actually kill him and opted to take him along, aiding them in finally taking down Kalki once and for all. With everything settled, Deadpool attempted to go to any other world to avert canon, but he ended up back in the Marvel U, dealing with the fallout of the second superhuman Civil War and the HYDRA takeover of the United States.
And now, he’s just frustrated with the whole heroic bit now...
Personality: Deadpool is a strange man. The man is deadly and efficient. He can do just about any job thrown at him and take out just about any opponent he wants to. But, he’s not right in the head. At all. As stated by many people, up to and including the original Nick Fury, Deadpool would be the deadliest man alive if he could think coherently for more than five seconds. But, even with that insanity, he’s quite deadly. He’s just not efficient.
Deadpool’s unpredictability is his greatest weapon. His mind goes off into such strange and weird tangents that it throws his opponents for a loop. Taskmaster, a mercenary-for-hire with photographic reflexes, can’t read his moves at all because it’s so unpredictable. He talks so much he makes Spider-Man, also a talker, want him to shut up. But, at the same time, it helps him out. He concocted a plan to help out the X-Men against Norman Osborn’s Avengers involving a newscast, a poor schmoe he targeted for assassination and the mutant Domino’s fear of chickens in such a way that it made the X-Men look good and damage Osborn’s credibility. He defeated the assassin Bullseye by donning an “armored” suit of meat and proclaiming that he was “one with the meat”
His greatest, and oddest, weapon is his ability to break the fourth wall. This isn’t just normal looking at the “camera” and saying something witty to the audience; he will go so far as to mention issues of his own comic, storylines he was never tangibly connected to and actors who portrayed characters in the comics - he’s referred to himself as “Ryan Reynolds crossed with a Sharpei” and, when he first met Spider-Man, constantly called him “Tobey Maguire”, in reference to the first live-action actor who portrayed him. He also seems to converse with his narration boxes and, at one point, had two sets of them. People who witness this, though, seem to brush it off part of his insanity, but he’s weaponized this before - he drove Carnage, who was already utterly insane, into temporary catatonia when he convinced him that his life was nothing but a comic book and that he had no control over it.
His attitude towards life is a strange one. At one point, Deadpool’s reasoning for why he’s so friggin’ annoying was because he was hoping someone would put him out of his misery one day. This was because he’s head over heels in love with Death - not the idea of dying, but the Marvel Comics personification of Death. And she loves him, which pisses off her other suitor, the Mad Titan, Thanos. While at one point he’s shown to be over his Death Seeker tendencies, he does put up a “sad clown” persona of sorts, feeling as he’s missing things in life. This isn’t helped much by his scarred body, especially his face as it changes due to his cancer-mutated healing factor; very few women who even have a remote interest in the guy have been repulsed and sickened by the looks, to the point where it was revealed that Deadpool was part of the original Secret Wars but was forgotten because the Wasp, who had fallen for his more handsomer looks, wished too hard to forget him that everyone did.
Interestingly, despite an amoral nutjob who kills people for money, he does have his soft spots. His biggest one is children. Do not, under any circumstances, harm a child while he’s around. Or even tell him about it. He once killed a psychiatrist pro bono after the man told him how he used the kid and convinced her to kill herself; he was so furious, he didn’t crack any sort of joke or even bring up his narration boxes until he was dead. He called out Wolverine’s black-ops X-Force team when they killed the reincarnation of the mutant Darwinist Apocalypse for going this far and he’s gone so far as to wipe out an entire terrorist network because they went after his kid (yes, Deadpool has a kid). He’s gone so far as to befriend another Apocalypse incarnation, Evan Sabanur, in the process.
However, between Deadpool’s time in Crystallis and the crap he had to deal with in his world, his patience with the whole “being a hero” deal is very little to no more. Between allying with Kalki and being suckered into being part of HYDRA by a magically-altered Captain America and being unable to prove he’s a hero deep down because of very bad luck, he’s come to realize that all everyone will see him is is nothing more than the guy running in and killing things and being a real hero is so far away from him, it’s not worth it. He’d rather not do it and rather just try to either get everyone to kill him or everyone to leave him alone, kinda like the Hulk. This is most likely due to a reemerging death wish feeling he’s had for the longest time where he does want to die and be with Mistress Death, but also with the idea that he wants one of his friends to help him to deal with all of this.
Samples: TDM: https://memesofeternity.dreamwidth.org/355.html?thread=63843#cmt63843
Other:
Deadpool grunted as he walked around aimlessly. He couldn’t believe he’d been recruited back into this mess again. He didn’t want to do this again, especially after what he went through after his return to his world. Despite the fact that he tried so hard to do good, he was pretty much used to do the nasty stuff. He fell into the wrong crowd unwittingly and his attempts to fix that were foiled by people wanting to do the same. Now, he was back to this world… could he even call this the same world he was in before? Probably not. But, the problem was the same - he was called in to be a hero and there were people who would be ready to sabotage him because they knew of his past.
“Maaaan, why am I even here?” Deadpool grumbled. “Well, I mean, except the fact that the person at the keyboard can’t think of better people and everyone else loved me. But, still! I’m no hero!”
“Well, let’s just say this is a good way to make up for those mistakes.” Deadmoog replied, flying behind him. “I’m sure everyone will accept you in time.”
“Pfft. Yeah, right.” Deadpool grumbled. “Make you a bet - by the end of year one, I’ll be siding with the bad guys again because someone won’t shut up and keep accusing me of wanting to do so.”
“Already so pessimestic? Fine, we’ll go with that.” Deadmoog replied, shrugging.
Vaikuntha
Moogle Name: Deadmoog
Moogle Gender: Male
First Job: Swordmaster
Second Job: Gunner
Name: Knux
Age: 34 going on 35
Personal Journal: [Bad username or unknown identity: ”fighty_time”]
Contact: [Bad username or site: ”AshBlaze” @ ”plurk.com”]
Other In-Game Characters: N/A
Character
Name: Deadpool/Wade Wilson
Age: Somewhere in his early to mid-30s
Gender: Male
Canon: Marvel Comics
Canon Point: Marvel Legacy-era, where everyone hates him for being part of HYDRA
Former Game: Melodies of Life
Canon History: here
Game History: Deadpool came into the world of Crystallis during the second year and… pretty much hung around doing stupid stuff. Like the time he tried to form his own Ghostbusters team while playing the theme song on a kazoo. Oh, he tried his best to do good, but it was so frustrating, what with all the NPCs being super-ultra secretive and the other Warriors of Light not being able to stand him, but ultimately, things reached a boiling point. Just a little frustrated with everything, when Kalki began her transformation into the Goddess of Death and transformed the planet, Deadpool opted to stay by her side as her Demifiend of Earth.
Of course, that was a boring five-year wait for the other heroes to finally wake up, which he spent terrorizing everyone else until they came back. Despite this, the heroes didn’t actually kill him and opted to take him along, aiding them in finally taking down Kalki once and for all. With everything settled, Deadpool attempted to go to any other world to avert canon, but he ended up back in the Marvel U, dealing with the fallout of the second superhuman Civil War and the HYDRA takeover of the United States.
And now, he’s just frustrated with the whole heroic bit now...
Personality: Deadpool is a strange man. The man is deadly and efficient. He can do just about any job thrown at him and take out just about any opponent he wants to. But, he’s not right in the head. At all. As stated by many people, up to and including the original Nick Fury, Deadpool would be the deadliest man alive if he could think coherently for more than five seconds. But, even with that insanity, he’s quite deadly. He’s just not efficient.
Deadpool’s unpredictability is his greatest weapon. His mind goes off into such strange and weird tangents that it throws his opponents for a loop. Taskmaster, a mercenary-for-hire with photographic reflexes, can’t read his moves at all because it’s so unpredictable. He talks so much he makes Spider-Man, also a talker, want him to shut up. But, at the same time, it helps him out. He concocted a plan to help out the X-Men against Norman Osborn’s Avengers involving a newscast, a poor schmoe he targeted for assassination and the mutant Domino’s fear of chickens in such a way that it made the X-Men look good and damage Osborn’s credibility. He defeated the assassin Bullseye by donning an “armored” suit of meat and proclaiming that he was “one with the meat”
His greatest, and oddest, weapon is his ability to break the fourth wall. This isn’t just normal looking at the “camera” and saying something witty to the audience; he will go so far as to mention issues of his own comic, storylines he was never tangibly connected to and actors who portrayed characters in the comics - he’s referred to himself as “Ryan Reynolds crossed with a Sharpei” and, when he first met Spider-Man, constantly called him “Tobey Maguire”, in reference to the first live-action actor who portrayed him. He also seems to converse with his narration boxes and, at one point, had two sets of them. People who witness this, though, seem to brush it off part of his insanity, but he’s weaponized this before - he drove Carnage, who was already utterly insane, into temporary catatonia when he convinced him that his life was nothing but a comic book and that he had no control over it.
His attitude towards life is a strange one. At one point, Deadpool’s reasoning for why he’s so friggin’ annoying was because he was hoping someone would put him out of his misery one day. This was because he’s head over heels in love with Death - not the idea of dying, but the Marvel Comics personification of Death. And she loves him, which pisses off her other suitor, the Mad Titan, Thanos. While at one point he’s shown to be over his Death Seeker tendencies, he does put up a “sad clown” persona of sorts, feeling as he’s missing things in life. This isn’t helped much by his scarred body, especially his face as it changes due to his cancer-mutated healing factor; very few women who even have a remote interest in the guy have been repulsed and sickened by the looks, to the point where it was revealed that Deadpool was part of the original Secret Wars but was forgotten because the Wasp, who had fallen for his more handsomer looks, wished too hard to forget him that everyone did.
Interestingly, despite an amoral nutjob who kills people for money, he does have his soft spots. His biggest one is children. Do not, under any circumstances, harm a child while he’s around. Or even tell him about it. He once killed a psychiatrist pro bono after the man told him how he used the kid and convinced her to kill herself; he was so furious, he didn’t crack any sort of joke or even bring up his narration boxes until he was dead. He called out Wolverine’s black-ops X-Force team when they killed the reincarnation of the mutant Darwinist Apocalypse for going this far and he’s gone so far as to wipe out an entire terrorist network because they went after his kid (yes, Deadpool has a kid). He’s gone so far as to befriend another Apocalypse incarnation, Evan Sabanur, in the process.
However, between Deadpool’s time in Crystallis and the crap he had to deal with in his world, his patience with the whole “being a hero” deal is very little to no more. Between allying with Kalki and being suckered into being part of HYDRA by a magically-altered Captain America and being unable to prove he’s a hero deep down because of very bad luck, he’s come to realize that all everyone will see him is is nothing more than the guy running in and killing things and being a real hero is so far away from him, it’s not worth it. He’d rather not do it and rather just try to either get everyone to kill him or everyone to leave him alone, kinda like the Hulk. This is most likely due to a reemerging death wish feeling he’s had for the longest time where he does want to die and be with Mistress Death, but also with the idea that he wants one of his friends to help him to deal with all of this.
Samples: TDM: https://memesofeternity.dreamwidth.org/355.html?thread=63843#cmt63843
Other:
Deadpool grunted as he walked around aimlessly. He couldn’t believe he’d been recruited back into this mess again. He didn’t want to do this again, especially after what he went through after his return to his world. Despite the fact that he tried so hard to do good, he was pretty much used to do the nasty stuff. He fell into the wrong crowd unwittingly and his attempts to fix that were foiled by people wanting to do the same. Now, he was back to this world… could he even call this the same world he was in before? Probably not. But, the problem was the same - he was called in to be a hero and there were people who would be ready to sabotage him because they knew of his past.
“Maaaan, why am I even here?” Deadpool grumbled. “Well, I mean, except the fact that the person at the keyboard can’t think of better people and everyone else loved me. But, still! I’m no hero!”
“Well, let’s just say this is a good way to make up for those mistakes.” Deadmoog replied, flying behind him. “I’m sure everyone will accept you in time.”
“Pfft. Yeah, right.” Deadpool grumbled. “Make you a bet - by the end of year one, I’ll be siding with the bad guys again because someone won’t shut up and keep accusing me of wanting to do so.”
“Already so pessimestic? Fine, we’ll go with that.” Deadmoog replied, shrugging.
Vaikuntha
Moogle Name: Deadmoog
Moogle Gender: Male
First Job: Swordmaster
Second Job: Gunner